Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, March 3, 2018

READING is .....................


READING is .... ADVENTUROUS
PIERRE IN THE AIR
by Andrea Beck

READING is....AWESOME
Face to face with Sharks
by David Doubilet

READING is....ENJOYABLE
Buddy's Fun Day
by Henry Porada

READING is....ENTERTAINING
The Superheroes Employment Agency
by Marilyn Singer

READING is....FUNNY
The Entertainer
by Emma Dodd

READING is....HEARTWARMING
THE INNER LIGHT
by Henry Porada

READING is.... HUMOROUS
Animal Crackers Fly the Coop
Kevin O'Malley

READING is....INFORMATIVE
The Boy Who Changed The World
by Andy Andrews

READING is....INSPIRITIONAL
THE DOT
by Peter Reynolds

READING is....UPLIFTING
 An A from Miss Keller
by Patricia Polacco






Saturday, October 22, 2016

Tell Me A Joke



Henry: Can I tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you are a tenor.
Henry: A tenor?
Pete: Yes, ten or eleven feet away.
Henry: Ha ha ha

Henry: Can I please tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you go solo.
Henry: Solo?
Pete: Yeah, so low that I can't hear you.
Henry: You are so funny

Henry: I just figured out just how the sun rises.
Pete: How did you figure it out?
Henry: Finally, it dawned on me.
Pete: Ha ha, so you're trying to be a comedian. 

Henry: "I went to see the doctor about my memory problem?"
Pete: How did it go?
Henry: "He made me pay in advance!"
Pete: Hmmm....

Henry: " Do you know mime's favorite color?"

Pete: No, what is his favorite color"
Henry:  "I don't know, either, he won't tell me."
Pete: Was I supposed to laugh?

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a ladder to school?"
Pete: "I have no idea."
Henry:  "My music teacher told me to sing higher."
Pete: "Keep trying." 

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a light bulb to school?"
Pete: "You got me stumped."
Henry: "I had a bright idea."

Pete: I like your last joke.
Henry: You really liked my last joke?
Pete: Yeah, because it was your last one.
Henry: Ha ha, funny. You should try to be a comedian.
Pete: I could try but I might be as bad as you are.
Henry: You remind me of Brad Pitt.
Pete: Brad Pitt, he's not a comedian.
Henry: Now, you know why I don't laugh at your jokes.


Sunday, January 31, 2016

Make Me Laugh

Pete walked down the hallway at Liberty High School.
He noticed his friend Jeff leaning at his locker
with a frown on his face.
"What's the matter?" Pete asked him.
The young boy responded quickly,
"I am waiting for someone to make me laugh."
Pete's eyes lit up. "I'll make you laugh!"
"Why did the singer climb up a ladder?"
"To reach the high notes," Pete said.
Jeff's facial expression never changed.
Buddy came along and overheard their conversation.
"I'll make you laugh," Buddy proudly said.
"Why are all air conditioners so popular?
"Because they all have fans," Buddy answered.
Jeff leaned back and continued to frown.
Wally was eager to try. 
He stood next to Jeff  and shared his best joke.
"How do you find a spider in the internet?"
"Check out his website," Wally said.
Jeff didn't think it was funny.
Cathy walked toward Jeff and started to laugh.
Jeff became curious.
"What's so funny?" Jeff asked her.
Cathy ignored him and continued to laugh.
Wally, Buddy and Pete began to laugh.
"What is so hilarious?" Jeff asked.
The rest of the class joined in and laughed.
Jeff was persistent.
"Why are you all laughing?"
The rest of the class paid no attention to Jeff.
Jeff's mood changed immediately.
He joined in with his own comical laugh.
The laughter continued until the school bell rang.
They all walked back to their classes with
a smile on their faces.
Jeff pulled Cathy aside.
"You never told me," Jeff said.
"What was so funny?"
Cathy grinned back at him and answered.
"I made you laugh, didn't I?"

  


Sunday, June 21, 2015

Be Happy !

It's not fun to be pouty,
I rather be silly.
It's not fun to be grumpy,
it's better to be funny.
It's not fun to be crabby,
I like to be zany.
It's not fun to be grouchy,
I rather be happy.
It's not fun to be gloomy,
it's better to be cheery.
It's not fun to be angry,
I like to be friendly.
I don't want to miss,
a life full of bliss.
So no more feeling moody,
I am going to be happy.


Saturday, February 21, 2015

Choose A Book ?

Cathy  picked up six books from the library.
She placed the books on  her desk.
She sat down and pondered
which book to read first.
Suddenly, the first book popped up
and stepped forward.
"Pick me!" cried the first book.
"Take a look inside, it's full of adventure."
Then Cathy heard another voice.
She looked up and noticed
Book two staring at her.
"Don't listen to him," Book two replied.
"My book is funny, you'll laugh out loud."
The third book stood up and came forward.
"Read me," book three said.
"My book is about dinosaurs."
Book four edged forward.
"My book is better," Book four proclaimed.
"You can learn about your favorite animals."
The fifth book came up and hollered,"wait!"
"Examine mine," Book five exclaimed.
"It's about your favorite hero."
The sixth book took his turn.
"Don't forget me," Book six replied.
"This book is written by your favorite author."
WHICH BOOK SHALL CATHY CHOOSE?
WHICH BOOK WOULD YOU CHOOSE?


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Make Me Laugh



Pete walked down the school hallway during recess.
He noticed his friend, Jeff with a big frown on his face.
"What's the matter?" Pete asked.
The young boy responded quickly,
"I'm waiting for someone to make me laugh."
Pete's eyes lit up.
He pulled out his little joke book and proceeded
to tell his friend the funniest joke he ever heard.
But Jeff's facial expression never changed.
Buddy came along and told his friend an amusing story.
But once again Jeff had the same frown on his face.
Cathy walked toward Jeff and started to giggle.
"What's so funny?" Jeff asked.
Cathy ignored him and continued to chuckle.
Pete and Buddy began to laugh too.
Jeff asked them again what is so funny?
The rest of the class joined in and laughed.
Jeff was persistent, he asked again what is so funny?
Cathy and the rest of the class paid no attention to him.
They laughed, and laughed and laughed.
Jeff's mood changed immediately.
He joined in with his own comical laugh.
The laughter continued until the school bell rang.
Jeff pulled Cathy aside.
"You never told me what was so funny?"
Cathy grinned back at him and answered,
"I made you laugh, didn't I?"

Friday, March 8, 2013

BE HAPPY !


It's not fun to be pouty,
I rather be silly.
It's not fun  to be grumpy,
it's better to be funny.
It's not fun to be crabby,
I like to be zany.
It's not fun to be grouchy,
I rather be happy.
It's not fun to be moody,
it's better to be cheery.
It's not fun to be angry,
I like to be friendly.
I don't want to miss,
A life full of bliss.
So I will try this,
Instead of being crabby,
I am gonna be happy.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Kids

They smile and cheer, 
they have so much fun.
They run and catch,
they play with everyone.
They wiggle and twist,
they're funny in all they do.
They skip and jump,
they ride their bikes too.
They see and touch, 
they look around.
They yell and scream,
they make so many sounds.
They giggle and laugh,
with old friends and new.
They fight and fall,
they get dirty too.
They have so much fun,
they are a joy to see.
They are the ones,
that bring out the kid in me.