God Loves You !

                                                                                               

  

Inside this gigantic universe, there is an enormous milky way.

Inside this enormous
milky way, there is
a massive planet earth. 

On that massive planet earth, there is a huge town.

Inside this huge town, 
there is a large house.

Inside this large house,
there is a big room.

Inside this big room,
we find you.

It was God

who created you.

He set you inside 

this gigantic universe,

with a special message,

GOD LOVES YOU!

Laugh with Pete

Q:   Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A:  To tie the score.

Q:  Why did it take you so long to complete a lullaby?

A:  It kept putting me to sleep.

Q:  Why did the monster eat at the North Pole?

A:  He wanted a frozen dinner.

Q:  Why is there a moth in my soup?

A:  The fly must be on vacation.

Q: Why did the waitress walk all over the pizza?

A:  Because the customer told her to step on it.

Q:  Why did the nurse fail in art class?

A:  She could only draw blood.

Q:  Why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed?

A:  She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q:  Why did the girl put on lipstick during class?

A:  The teacher was giving a make-up test.

Q:  Why did the principal marry the janitor?

A:  Because he swept her off her feet.

Q:   Why is there a dead spider in my soup?

A:  Because they aren't very good swimmers

Q:  What happens when you don't clean your mirror?

A: You get a dirty look.  

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

A:  It was tired of getting kicked around.

Q:  Why did the softball player take her bat to the library?

A:  Her teacher told her to hit the books.

Q:  Why did the girl bring a jump rope to school?

A:  So she could skip the test.

Q:  Why did the student eat a dollar bill?

A:  His mother told him it was for lunch.  

IT' S NOT OVER

If troubles and burdens come your way.
It's easy to get down and give up today.
You get discouraged, you made a mistake.
You failed again with so much at stake.
Unfortunately times can be tough.
The road you take can be rough.
If you have a desire that's filled with fire.
You keep going with all the knowing.
You'll find good times are ahead.
So focus on these words instead.
Your precious life did not end.
Today you can still try again.

Got a Story ?

You start to imagine it.

Now you can outline it.

Then you can write it.

You have to revise it.

Make sure you edit it.

Now you can post it.

Don't forget to blog it.

Then you can twitter it.

Now you want to submit it.

So you have to query it.

Go ahead and send it.

You succeed in publishing it.

Now you can sell it.

Tell your friends to buy it.

They all love to read it.

Now you can believe it.

YOU ARE AN AUTHOR!

 

Congratulations! Henry

CONGRATULATIONS!    HENRY