Showing posts with label Fun and Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun and Games. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Tell Me A Joke



Henry: Can I tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you are a tenor.
Henry: A tenor?
Pete: Yes, ten or eleven feet away.
Henry: Ha ha ha

Henry: Can I please tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you go solo.
Henry: Solo?
Pete: Yeah, so low that I can't hear you.
Henry: You are so funny

Henry: I just figured out just how the sun rises.
Pete: How did you figure it out?
Henry: Finally, it dawned on me.
Pete: Ha ha, so you're trying to be a comedian. 

Henry: "I went to see the doctor about my memory problem?"
Pete: How did it go?
Henry: "He made me pay in advance!"
Pete: Hmmm....

Henry: " Do you know mime's favorite color?"

Pete: No, what is his favorite color"
Henry:  "I don't know, either, he won't tell me."
Pete: Was I supposed to laugh?

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a ladder to school?"
Pete: "I have no idea."
Henry:  "My music teacher told me to sing higher."
Pete: "Keep trying." 

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a light bulb to school?"
Pete: "You got me stumped."
Henry: "I had a bright idea."

Pete: I like your last joke.
Henry: You really liked my last joke?
Pete: Yeah, because it was your last one.
Henry: Ha ha, funny. You should try to be a comedian.
Pete: I could try but I might be as bad as you are.
Henry: You remind me of Brad Pitt.
Pete: Brad Pitt, he's not a comedian.
Henry: Now, you know why I don't laugh at your jokes.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

READING IS FUN!




 READING IS FUN

Check out the cover, 
look inside the book,
Turn the page over, 
take a closer look.
Read the first line, 
imagine what you find,
You uncover a story,
 that will dazzle your mind.
You find every page,
 has a story to tell,
All about the characters,
 and places they dwell.
This exciting new tale,
 begins on page one,
You soon will discover,
 that reading is fun.
Open up a book, 
read the first page,
The scene will emerge,
 just like a stage.
You discover another world,
 inside this book,
The adventure begins,
 the moment you look.
You come across a story,
 where a tale is told,
You read every word,
 and watch it unfold.
The excitement continues,
 beyond page one,
You experience the thrill,
 that reading is fun.