If I promised you, I wouldn't scare you
with my looks, would you call?
If I said, I was bald and skinny
and not really tall.
If I told you, I was poor but
was friendly and kind, would you call?
If I promised you I will help you
anytime at all.
If I said, I was shy and didn't
drink or smoke, would you call?
If I told you I would take you
to a shopping mall.
If I said I was a Christian and I wouldn't
go to a bar, would you call?
If I promised you, I would treat you nice
and not swear at all.
If you said yes to any of the above,
all you have to do is call.
