Would You Call ?

If I promised you, I wouldn't scare you with my looks,

 WOULD YOU CALL?

If I told you, I was bald and skinny

and not really tall?

If I said I was poor, but was friendly and kind,

WOULD YOU CALL?

 If I promised you, I would be there,

to help you anytime at all?

If I told you, I was shy and didn't drink or smoke,

WOULD YOU CALL?

If I said I couldn't dance, 

but I took you to a shopping mall?

If I told you, I was a Christian,

and wouldn't take you to a bar,

WOULD YOU CALL?

If I promised you, I would treat you nice

and no swearing at all?

If you said yes, to any of the above,

all you have to do is CALL!