IT'S HALLOWEEN

I saw a monster come in,

on this spooky night.

Then a mummy entered,

it was a frightful sight.
A ghost suddenly appeared,
it was a scary scene.
Then Frankenstein showed up,
he looked rather mean.

Even a witch flew in,

with a haunting voice.

A skeleton dropped by,

he made a dreadful noise.

A hairy goblin stepped in,

I wanted to scream.

 I noticed a vampire walk in,

 this had to be a dream.
After all this confusion,

I came to this conclusion.
They are not scary,
they are dressed for Halloween.

Tell Me A Joke

Henry: Can I tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you are a tenor.
Henry: A tenor?
Pete: Yes, ten or eleven feet away.
Henry: Ha ha ha

Henry: Can I please tell you a joke?
Pete: Only if you go solo.
Henry: Solo?
Pete: Yeah, so low that I can't hear you.
Henry: You are so funny

Henry: I just figured out just how the sun rises.
Pete: How did you figure it out?
Henry: Finally, it dawned on me.
Pete: Ha ha, so you're trying to be a comedian. 

Henry: "I went to see the doctor about my memory problem?"
Pete: How did it go?
Henry: "He made me pay in advance!"
Pete: Hmmm....

Henry: " Do you know mime's favorite color?"
Pete: No, what is his favorite color"
Henry:  "I don't know, either, he won't tell me."
Pete: Was I supposed to laugh?

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a ladder to school?"
Pete: "I have no idea."
Henry:  "My music teacher told me to sing higher."
Pete: "Keep trying." 

Henry: "Do you know why I brought a light bulb to school?"
Pete: "You got me stumped."
Henry: "I had a bright idea."

Pete: I like your last joke.
Henry: You really liked my last joke?
Pete: Yeah, because it was your last one.
Henry: Ha ha, funny. You should try to be a comedian.
Pete: I could try but I might be as bad as you are.
Henry: You remind me of Brad Pitt.
Pete: Brad Pitt, he's not a comedian.
Henry: Now, you know why I don't laugh at your jokes.

Friends

Kind and considerate you were to me.

Reaching out to help me in everything.

It was through your thoughtful ways,

Shown through your smile that brighten my days.

Through the years you showed how much you cared.

Eternally grateful for the times you were there.

Never will I forget the good times we shared.

Knowing now that time has passed us by.

Etched in my mind are those happy times.

Remember all the places we went  to.

Remember all the fun things we use to do.

I'll always cherish those times I spent with you.