GOT ALPHABET?

The buzz went around classroom 101. Something is wrong.
Principal Alf A. Bet walked in the room with a worried look on his face.
"Class, have you got alphabet?" All twenty-six kids volunteered to search the room. 

They looked high and low for anything to match starting with the letter A.
Animated Andy found an apple but nothing for the letter B.
Bashful Betty bagged a brush but nothing for the letter C.
Curious Carrie came across a crayon but nothing for the letter D.
Daring Dan discovered a dish but nothing for the letter E.
Energetic Emily spotted an easel but nothing for the letter F.
Finicky Felix came upon a fork but nothing for the letter G.
Goofy George grabbed the globe but nothing for the letter H.
Happy Harry hunted down a hat but nothing for the letter I.
Impatient Ida scooped up an ice pack but nothing for the letter J.
Jolly Jenny retrieved a jacket but nothing for the letter K.
Kooky Kenny dragged out a Kaleidoscope but nothing for the letter L.
Lovable Lori located a lollipop but nothing for the letter M.
Moody Megan picked up a magazine but nothing for the letter N.
Nutty Nancy noticed a notebook but nothing for the letter O.
Oddball Owen stumbled on an orange but nothing for the letter P.
Perky Patty pinpointed a puzzle but nothing for the letter Q.
Quaint Quincy snagged a quilt but nothing for the letter R.
Radiant Reba recovered a rug but nothing for the letter S.
Silly Sam sighted a pair of scissors but nothing for the letter T.
Timid Tammy tracked down a tambourine but nothing for the letter U.
Upbeat Ursala uncovered the umbrella but nothing for the letter V.
Vibrant Vicky nabbed a vase but nothing for the letter W.
Witty Willie snared a watch but nothing for the letter X.
eXuberant Xavier pulled out a xylophone but nothing for the letter Y.
Youthful Yolanda yanked out the yarn but nothing for the letter Z.
Zany Zack hauled out some zucchini for the last letter in the alphabet.

Principal Alf A. Bet was very pleased that classroom 101 found

items for all twenty-six letters in the alphabet.

HAVE YOU GOT THE ALPHABET?

The House That Mom Cleaned

This is the house that mom cleaned.

This is the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the bowl, filled with cream corn, that splattered the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog,that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the baby, dressed adorned, that knocked the bowl, filled with cream corn, that splattered the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the dad, tattered and torn, that fed the baby, dressed adorned, that knocked the bowl, filled with cream corn, that splattered the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the neighbor, who blew the car horn, that scared the dad, tattered and torn, that fed the baby, dressed adorned, that knocked the bowl, filled with cream corn, that splattered the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the mom, tired and worn, that waved at the neighbor, who blew the car horn, that scared the dad, tattered and torn, that fed the baby, dressed adorned, that knocked the bowl, filled with cream corn, that splattered the boy, that bumped the girl, that roused the dog, that chased the cat, that lived in the house that mom cleaned.

This is the family who has sworn, to wash the floor in the house that mom cleaned.