If you're a writer .........

If you're a writer and you know it,

click your pen.

If you're a writer and you know it,

click your pen.

If you're a writer,

then you know you need to start now.

If you're a writer and you know it,

click your pen.

If you finished your book and you know it,
say wah-hoo.
If you finished your book and you know it,
say wah-hoo. 

If you finished your book,
then you should go and publish it.
If you finished your book and you know it,
say wah-hoo.

If your book is good and you know it,
say cha-ching.
If your book is good and you know it,
say cha-ching.
If your book is good,
then tell everyone about it.
If your book is good and you know it,
say cha-ching.

An Author

I began to imagine it.

I sat down to outline it.

Now I can write it.

Then I have to revise it.

I'll make sure to edit it.

Now I can post it.

Be sure to blog it.

 Then I can submit it.

I won't forget to query it.

It's time to send it.

They're going to publish it.

Now I'm ready to sell it.

All my friends will buy it.

They'll love to read it.

Now I believe it.

I AM AN AUTHOR!  

I Know An Author

I know an author who swallowed a book,

I don't know why he swallowed a book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed some art,

He was really smart to swallow some art.

He swallowed the art to go inside the book,

I don't know why he swallowed a book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed a word,

That's what I heard he swallowed a word.

He swallowed the word to go with the art,

He swallowed the art to go inside the book,

I don't know why he swallowed a book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed a pen,

He did it again, he swallowed a pen.

He swallowed the pen to add to the word,

He swallowed the word to go with the art,

He swallowed the art to go inside the book.

I don't know why he swallowed the book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed a Query letter.

He felt much better when he swallowed a letter.

He swallowed the letter to go with the pen,

He swallowed the pen to add to the word,

He swallowed the word to go with the art,

He swallowed the art to go inside the book.

I don't know why he swallowed the book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed a box,

He looked like an ox when he swallowed a box.

He swallowed the box to go with the letter,

He swallowed the letter to go with the pen,

He swallowed the pen to add to the word,

He swallowed the word to go with the art,

He swallowed the art to go inside the book,

I don't know why he swallowed a book,

he gave me a funny look.

I know an author who swallowed a stamp.

He is a scamp for swallowing the stamp.

He swallowed the stamp to go on the box,

He swallowed the box to go with the letter,

He swallowed the letter to go with the pen,

He swallowed the pen to add to the word,

He swallowed the word to go with the art,

He swallowed the art to go inside the book,

I don't know why he swallowed the book,

he gave me a funny look.

He coughed up a box with his book and Query letter inside.

He mailed the box to a publishing house.

The editor opened the box and found the author's book inside.

Will the editor publish the author's book?

Stay tuned........................................................