Friday, June 21, 2013

Laugh with Pete

Q:   Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A:  To tie the score.

Q:  Why did it take you so long to complete a lullaby?
A:  It kept putting me to sleep.

Q:  Why did the monster eat at the North Pole?
A:  He wanted a frozen dinner.

Q:  Why is there a moth in my soup?
A:  The fly must be on vacation.

Q: Why did the waitress walk all over the pizza?
A:  Because the customer told her to step on it.

Q:  Why did the nurse fail in art class?
A:  She could only draw blood.

Q:  Why did the math teacher take a ruler to bed?
A:  She wanted to see how long she slept.

Q:  Why did the girl put on lipstick during class?
A:  The teacher was giving a make-up test.

Q:  Why did the principal marry the janitor?
A:  Because he swept her off her feet.

Q:   Why is there a dead spider in my soup?
A:  Because they aren't very good swimmers

Q:  What happens when you don't clean your mirror?
A: You get a dirty look.  

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A:  It was tired of getting kicked around.

Q:  Why did the softball player take her bat to the library?
A:  Her teacher told her to hit the books.

Q:  Why did the girl bring a jump rope to school?
A:  So she could skip the test.

Q:  Why did the student eat a dollar bill?
A:  His mother told him it was for lunch.  

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