Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tell Me A Joke!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jo King
Jo King who?
You must be joking.

Waiter, Waiter, this food tastes funny
Then, why aren't you laughing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no Body to go with.

Why did the singer climb up the ladder?
To reach the high notes.

Why are you staring at the frozen can of orange juice?
Because it says Concentrate.

Why is it hard to win at sports in the jungle?
Because too many cheetahs.

I'm here to tune your piano.
But I didn't call you.
No, but all your neighbors did.
Sidebar Pete


THINK ABOUT THIS?



There are twenty people in the store.
The last five made a purchase and left the building.
Three more people walked in and one lady left
without making a purchase and another man went next door.
How many people are in the store?


SOLVE THE MYSTERY WORD?

Change the numbers 1 & 12 to the first letter in the word Mistletoe.
Change the number 2 to the fourth letter in the word Friends.
Change the numbers 3,4 & 8 to the second letter in the word Presents.
Change the number 5 to the sixth letter in the word Family.
Change the number 6 to the first letter in the word Cards.
Change the number 7 to the first letter in the word Home.
Change the number 9 to the sixth letter in the word Caroling.
Change the numbers 10 & 14 to the ninth letter in the word Relatives.
Change the number 11 to the first letter in the word Tree.
Change the number 14 to the sixth letter in the word Decorations.


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