Sunday, October 30, 2011

TELL ME A JOKE!


Q:   Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A:   Because you can see through him.

Q:  Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A:  Because he's a pain in the neck.

Q:  Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A:  No Body

Q:  Why does Dracula consider himself an artist?
A:  Because he likes to draw blood.

Q:  Who wrote the best seller about a haunted house?
A:   Ghost writer.

Q:  Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A:  They only let him be a BAT boy.

Q:  What did one casket say to the other casket?
A:  Is that you coffin.

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THINK ABOUT THIS?

Name four things that have numbers on them?

Name any states that start with the letter N?

Name three things you always do before you go to sleep?


Name a color that you can't rhyme with a word in the dictionary?

Name a friend who's first name starts with the letter S ?


CAN YOU SOLVE THIS MYSTERY WORD?





Change the numbers 3 & 4 to the 4th letter in the word Skeleton.

Change the number 6 to the first letter in the word Witch.


Change the number 1 to the 2nd letter in the word Ghost.

Change the number 2 to the 2nd letter in the word Candy.

Change the numbers 7 & 8 to the 6th letter in the word Monster.

Change the number 5 to the 2nd letter in the word Coffin.

Change the number 9 to the 7th letter in the word Pumpkin.

___   ____    ___     ____    ___   ____    ____    ___    ___  
 1         2         3          4         5       6          7          8        9

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